Valve time is officially broken, people - the Steam Controller is launching next week. According to Destructoid, Valve has confirmed the long-awaited peripheral is basically already on your doorstep, which is not a sentence anyone expected to type in 2025.

The hardware pipeline at Valve is looking surprisingly stacked right now. On the horizon we've got the Steam Frame VR headset and the Steam Machine hybrid PC/console monster, which sounds like someone dared an engineer to blur every possible product category at once.

Before you start furiously refreshing the Steam Deck Wikipedia page hoping for a sequel announcement, pump the brakes hard. Destructoid's report throws some cold water on Steam Deck 2 hopefuls, suggesting you shouldn't hold your breath anytime soon - and honestly, that's a gut punch for anyone who considers the current Steam Deck one of the greatest pieces of portable gaming hardware ever assembled.

It makes a weird kind of sense though. Valve is clearly playing a long game here, staggering releases rather than carpet-bombing the market all at once. They're basically speedrunning their hardware catalog one item at a time, and the Steam Deck sequel is apparently sitting in a loading screen somewhere with no ETA in sight.

The Steam Controller revival is still a big deal for the PC gaming crowd - the original had a passionate (if niche) fanbase who swore by its touchpad wizardry for couch gaming. Whether this new version picks up where that left off or goes full rework remains to be seen, but with a launch just days away, we won't be waiting long to find out.

Keep your XP bars ready, because Valve's hardware era appears to be well and truly back - just don't expect every item on the loot table to drop at the same time.